Yo Momma Jokes

Here you can insult as many hypothetical mothers as you like

Yo momma is.......

So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Can i add that you keep it as "your mother" and not make it personal to anyone?

So fat
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

Of course ----->>> NO SPECIFIC MOTHERS

Yo mommas so hairy that when she laid down on the road people stuck up a sign saying "plz dont step on the grass"

So fat
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

So fat
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

So fat
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

STOP DOUBLE POSTING, FOR GODS SAKE! USE THE GOD DAMNED EDIT BUTTON.

One time, i came across your mother putting lipstick on her forehead
I asked her what she was doing
She said she was making up her mind

So fat
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen

Shes so fat she has less fat people orbiting around her.
(btw, this one is meant to be really bad)

man, read the rules topic in NEWS

... so stupid sh'd try to drown a fish

You should make it an announcement

Yo Grandpa so fat that he's half Scottish, half Irish and half American

So dumn that she spent two hours watching "60 Minudes"

half half and half, that dont work...
Not only that, i find that racist >.>

Yo Sister so fat that even Richard Simmons can't help laughing AT HER (if u get that)

Yo momma so dumn she tried climbing over a 50ft high glass wall to see what was on the other side.

hudabigbadwolf wrote:

half half and half, that dont work...
Not only that, i find that racist >.>

dont u get it??

hes super fat and no racism there can be any nationalitys

no, no we don't

Shadow wrote:

no, no we don't

Richard simmons is this really famous motivational fat burning guy that helps loads of fat people (thats serious)