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PostSubject: THE JOKE THREAD   Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:51 pm

I apologise, but I just HAD to make this thread, I have SO many crappy jokes to inflict on you. Anyway, here's the first:

Two balloons floating through the desert. One of them says to the other:

"Watch out for that cactussssssssss..."
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:49 am

knock knock
whos there?
the doctor
doctor who?
how'd you know?
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:53 am

Knock knock
Who's there?
Egbert
Egbert Who?
Egg but no bacon!

lolololololol
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:45 am

tempataion...to lock thread....rising...
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:53 am

OK, seriously, what the f***? You make a forum, but you threaten to lock threads that you don't like? Just because you made the forum doesnt mean we all have to post on exactly what you tell us to.
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:58 am

it's a joke, sorta, kinda, do you see?, no? oh well
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:10 am

Shadow wrote:
it's a joke, sorta, kinda, do you see?, no? oh well

Oh right! ^_^ Now i feel like an idiot XD

*d'oh*
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:06 am

A guy walks into a bar.

He says "ow"
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:13 am

There's a brunette stood at the side of a road, saying "88" repeatedly.
A blonde walks up and says that it looks like fun, and gets invited to join in. So they're both stood there at the side of the road going "88, 88, 88, 88..." Until the brunnete tells the blonde that it's so much more fun when stood in the middle of the road. The blonde agrees, and goes to stand in the middle of the road, and is obviously run over. At the side of the road, the brunette beginst to chant:

"89, 89, 89, 89, 89, 89..."
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:14 am

DAMN YOU, THAT WAS GONA BE MIY NEXT ONE!!! Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:16 am

hudabigbadwolf wrote:
DAMN YOU, THAT WAS GONA BE MIY NEXT ONE!!! Evil or Very Mad

Oh shut up, I was the one who told you it in biology XD
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:17 am

Well, yeh, but no-one else knew that >.<
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:24 am

hudabigbadwolf wrote:
Well, yeh, but no-one else knew that >.<
Nope, I told John Blewitt at the same time.
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:25 am

yes, but john has no knoledge of this forum
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:26 am

Shadow wrote:
yes, but john has no knoledge of this forum
Not YET he doesn't.
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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:26 am

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PostSubject: Re: THE JOKE THREAD   Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:29 am

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